Last week, I was surprised to read the article in the Times of India about the claim by the lawyer of Mohammed Ajmal Kasab, who was involved in the 2.36363636 (26/11) attack, that he should be tried in the juvenile court.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Kasabs-claim-of-being-juvenile-dismissed-by-court/articleshow/4413081.cms
I am not sure why we take these matters to the court of law. When there is so much of evidence with us, why can’t we prosecute him directly and hang him without any trial? Or at least the process should be much quicker. I am sure this case would go on for a long time (10 years or may be more). Once the judgment is passed in the court, he would file a clemency petition with the President of India and the pseudo secular parties would support the same. Or Al-Qaeda would hijack a plane from India and demand the release of Kasab.
We all know that we cannot hang or punish to Kasab by following a democratic process. Let us try to find out some funny ways to kill him.
1) Since he has claimed that he should be treated as juvenile, the jail authorities should provide him only lactogen or cerelac 3 or 4 times a day. No other food item should be provided to him.
2) We can ask him to participate in bungee jumping event in Bangalore. There is high possibility that he might plunge to death as the harness could snap.
3) We can put him in a cage and collect money from people (nominal amount only) to throw slippers on him. That way the government can earn revenue and eventually he would die. At least we all would be happy that we have a role in it ;).
4) He can be asked to configure India localization modules of Oracle applications (that’s enough to kill him I guess). If that’s not sufficient, he can be asked to do work for reconciliation (read it as ‘R’) of differences between the modules. Working for ‘R’ he would certainly commit suicide.
5) He should be made as a personal assistant to M Karunanidhi (CM of Tamil Nadu). Then he should be asked to defend MK’s various statements and views on LTTE to the press. The press reporters would get frustrated and kill him probably….
Hey guys….y don’t u suggest 95 other ways of killing kasab. You can include it as a part of the comment.
Hasta la vista.
4 comments:
he should be asked to work under R**** 24x7 for 1 yr....either of them wud die....!!!! [:P]
I will suggest some ideas.
1) Let him watch some ASIN movies. He will die automatically ;)
2) Then ask him to read Blackhole blog ;) jus kidding...
I dont think u will need the rest of the 93 ways, if u do the above two ways....
maybe we can ask him to do reconciliation at FLS !!! :P
(just kidding)
on the serious side, i agree with you... caught on the spot, 18+ age, killed so many ==> hanged with out a trial... if you want a trial, give it a one day hearing and be done with a menace like him...
What has happened to "sending strong signals" ?
Do nothing. Just let him face the trial - the "due course of law" as our politicians say - he will himself commit suicide! :) On a serious note, there needs to be the facility to "plead guilty" under Indian law. That will speed up many such cases.
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